Amazing 100 Funny Slogans and Taglines

1. “I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.”
2. “I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.”
3. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
4. “I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me.”
5. “I’m not a morning person until noon.”
6. “I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesome.”
7. “I’m not aging; I’m just increasing in value.”
8. “I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive.'”
9. “I’m not a complete idiot—some parts are missing.”
10. “I’m not fat; I’m just easy to see.”
11. “I’m not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro.”
12. “I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.”
13. “I’m not shy; I’m just very good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.”
14. “I’m not weird; I’m limited edition.”
15. “I’m not ignoring you; I’m just on a mental vacation.”
16. “I’m not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me.”
17. “I’m not disorganized; my room has a creative mess.”
18. “I’m not late; others are simply early.”
19. “I’m not a morning person. Don’t talk to me until my coffee does.”
20. “I’m not bossy; I have leadership skills.”
21. “I’m not clumsy; the ground just hates me.”
22. “I’m not forgetful; I’m creating a surprise.”
23. “I’m not lazy; I’m just conserving energy for the future.”
24. “I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
25. “I’m not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?”
26. “I’m not aging; I’m just becoming a classic.”
27. “I’m not fat; I’m just horizontally challenged.”
28. “I’m not a procrastinator; I’m just on a deadline with destiny.”
29. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m an all-day person.”
30. “I’m not a perfectionist; I’m selectively excellent.”
31. “I’m not antisocial; I’m selectively social.”
32. “I’m not late; I just prefer to make a fashionable entrance.”
33. “I’m not stubborn; my way is just better.”
34. “I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.”
35. “I’m not disorganized; I’m creatively spontaneous.”
36. “I’m not a baker; I’m a frosting artist.”
37. “I’m not a morning person; I’m a midnight genius.”
38. “I’m not old; I’m a classic with vintage charm.”
39. “I’m not a shopaholic; I’m helping the economy.”
40. “I’m not forgetful; I’m just too busy remembering the important stuff.”
41. “I’m not a geek; I’m a level 12 Paladin.”
42. “I’m not short; I’m space-efficient.”
43. “I’m not clumsy; I’m just doing a gravity check.”
44. “I’m not a troublemaker; I’m a creative thinker.”
45. “I’m not lazy; I’m just on power-saving mode.”
46. “I’m not a morning person; I’m a sunrise enthusiast.”
47. “I’m not messy; I’m creatively chaotic.”
48. “I’m not a chef; I just love to eat.”
49. “I’m not ignoring you; I’m just on ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.”
50. “I’m not bossy; I have leadership skills.”
51. “I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me.”
52. “I’m not a morning person until noon.”
53. “I’m not aging; I’m just increasing in value.”
54. “I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive.'”
55. “I’m not a complete idiot—some parts are missing.”
56. “I’m not fat; I’m just easy to see.”
57. “I’m not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro.”
58. “I’m not lazy; I’m in energy-saving mode.”
59. “I’m not shy; I’m just very good at figuring out who’s worth talking to.”
60. “I’m not weird; I’m limited edition.”
61. “I’m not ignoring you; I’m just on a mental vacation.”
62. “I’m not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me.”
63. “I’m not disorganized; my room has a creative mess.”
64. “I’m not late; others are simply early.”
65. “I’m not a morning person. Don’t talk to me until my coffee does.”
66. “I’m not bossy; I have leadership skills.”
67. “I’m not clumsy; the ground just hates me.”
68. “I’m not forgetful; I’m creating a surprise.”
69. “I’m not lazy; I’m just conserving energy for the future.”
70. “I’m not arguing; I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
71. “I’m not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?”
72. “I’m not aging; I’m just becoming a classic.”
73. “I’m not fat; I’m just horizontally challenged.”
74. “I’m not a procrastinator; I’m just on a deadline with destiny.”
75. “I’m not a morning person, but I’m an all-day person.”
76. “I’m not a perfectionist; I’m selectively excellent.”
77. “I’m not antisocial; I’m selectively social.”
78. “I’m not late; I just prefer to make a fashionable entrance.”
79. “I’m not stubborn; my way is just better.”
80. “I’m not lazy; I’m on energy-saving mode.”
81. “I’m not disorganized; I’m creatively spontaneous.”
82. “I’m not a baker; I’m a frosting artist.”
83. “I’m not a morning person; I’m a midnight genius.”
84. “I’m not old; I’m a classic with vintage charm.”
85. “I’m not a shopaholic; I’m helping the economy.”
86. “I’m not forgetful; I’m just too busy remembering the important stuff.”
87. “I’m not a geek; I’m a level 12 Paladin.”
88. “I’m not short; I’m space-efficient.”
89. “I’m not clumsy; I’m just doing a gravity check.”
90. “I’m not a troublemaker; I’m a creative thinker.”
91. “I’m not lazy; I’m on power-saving mode.”
92. “I’m not a morning person; I’m a sunrise enthusiast.”
93. “I’m not messy; I’m creatively chaotic.”
94. “I’m not a chef; I just love to eat.”
95. “I’m not ignoring you; I’m just on ‘Do Not Disturb’ mode.”
96. “I’m not bossy; I have leadership skills.”
97. “I’m not clumsy; the floor just hates me.”
98. “I’m not a morning person until noon.”
99. “I’m not aging; I’m just increasing in value.”
100. “I put the ‘elusive’ in ‘exclusive.'”